The Off Broadway revival of Joe Pintauro’s SNOW ORCHID, originally presented back in 1982, has stood the test of time. The Lazarra’s dysfunctional family’s woes still ring true up till today and their pathos are as high as ever. It might have been overwrought compared to today’s plays but it is still enjoyable. The cast is excellent led by Robert Cuccioli (who I find a DILF) the father and Stephen Plunkett, the son. The main problem of this current incarnation is the listless direction and the horrible set design. The stage is so cramped that you feel for the actors when they try to squeeze into a small square representing the bedroom. It was more of a distraction than an aid to help tell the story. Thank God the ensemble is amazing and they kept the evening highly entertaining.
I was happy to see Mr.Cuccioli shirtless. I love a daddy! And his big nipples as he changed his shirt in Act One is so lickable!
But the most awesome thing of the night belongs to Stephen Plunkett’s balls! It is humongous and it almost slapped Robert’s face as Stephen takes his towel off while his father is kneeling before him during the Second Act! He has a lithe body, minimal chest hair but his bubble butt is so hairy! He is circumcised with untrimmed pubes. Yay! I would say his cock is not small but because his balls are gigantic it dwarfs it. The best seat will be the first few rows, center and slightly right of the center audience seats to get the best view of Stephen. You can even see his hairy hole as he bends when he puts his boxer shorts back.
NUDITY RATING: 5 (Amazing balls!)
Presented by: Miranda Theatre Company
The Lion Theatre
2/3/15 – 2/28/15
$46.25 – $56.25
About the Show:
It’s 1964 Brooklyn and Rocco Lazarra is returning home to face his family after having suffered a nervous breakdown. His fiery wife, Filumena, longs for her native Sicily, while their two sons hope for a better life. As secrets are revealed, everyone is forced to re-examine their relationships, fears and dreams in this explosive family drama.